I love a good dad joke (read: joke that make you groan / roll your eyes), with that in mind I have been started to collect some of my favorite on my website. This most focuses on dad jokes that have a food theme, enjoy!
- What did the banana say to its sick friend? “How are you peeling?”
- When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy.
- What's a chicken's least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
- What’s the difference between a good pizza joke and a bad one? The delivery.
- Wanna hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
- What happens when you step on a grape? It lets out a little wine.
- What’s the best way to burn vegetables? Roast them.
- Why does yogurt love going to museums? Because it’s cultured.
- I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?” “No,” he said. “It’ll be round.”
- What did the pecan say to the walnut? We’re friends because we’re both nuts.
- Why did the student eat her exam? The teacher told her it was a piece of cake!
- What did the hot-dog bun say to the sourdough? You're my roll model.
- Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter? I’m not telling you. You might spread it!
- What is the most attractive fruit? A fine-apple.
- Why was the pizzeria desperate for business? Because they kneaded the dough.
- Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop? To make ends meat.
- What do you call a sad cheese? A Blue cheese.
- Did you hear the story about the angry waffle iron? He just flipped.
- When potatoes have babies, what are they called? Tater tots.
- I just got hit in the head with a soda. I was lucky it was a soft drink.
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10 September 2021
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